Marco Islas.

Python programming and stuff

Category: Humor

The infinity chancla..

In HumorTags Humor, infinity chanclaApril 16, 2018Leave a comment

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Casual… corriendo las pruebas unitarias antes de hacer #GitPush

In Humor, programmingTags compiling, git, Humor, unitttestApril 16, 2018Leave a comment

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<img width="305" height="510" src="https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/28168111_1292724520827521_7048162198158004102_n-1-305x510.png" class="attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="" srcset="https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/28168111_1292724520827521_7048162198158004102_n-1-305x510.png 305w, https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/28168111_1292724520827521_7048162198158004102_n-1-180x300.png 180w, https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/28168111_1292724520827521_7048162198158004102_n-1-240x400.png 240w, https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/28168111_1292724520827521_7048162198158004102_n-1.png 575w" sizes="(max-width: 305px) 100vw, 305px" data-attachment-id="5168" data-permalink="https://islascruz.org/blog/2018/04/16/casual-corriendo-las-pruebas-unitarias-antes-de-hacer-gitpush/28168111_1292724520827521_7048162198158004102_n-2/" data-orig-file="https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/28168111_1292724520827521_7048162198158004102_n-1.png" data-orig-size="575,960" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0"}" data-image-title="28168111_1292724520827521_7048162198158004102_n" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/28168111_1292724520827521_7048162198158004102_n-1-180x300.png" data-large-file="https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/28168111_1292724520827521_7048162198158004102_n-1.png" />

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What my friends think programing is vs. what it actually is…

In Humor, programming, VideoTags programming, python, scripts, ShellMarch 2, 2018Leave a comment

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Cuando le explicas a tu cuate los beneficios de tener tu servidor casero con Linux

In Humor, LinuxTags casero, Linux, servidorFebruary 7, 2018Leave a comment

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– Hey Tim, we have all this batteries from china..

In Angry, Apple, Humor, PersonalTags Apple, batteries, iOS 11, replacementDecember 29, 2017Leave a comment

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Hey Tim… we have all these batteries from china, and, we don’t have enough phones to put them in, what can we do?

– Hmmmm, let me think… I know.. release iOS 11, fuck up the batteries and sell the new ones as replacement for $29.

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