Humor - Marco Islas

Microsoft Java

October 15, 2019 by marco

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Jajajaja !!

Claramente podemos ver a un profe de la universidad usando #Pascal en aplicaciones y servicios de la actualidad.

August 27, 2019August 27, 2019 by marco

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Ya me puse nostálgico….

May 12, 2019May 8, 2019 by marco

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Mejor programo en la noche

September 12, 2018 by marco

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Ya no es lo mismo de antes

The infinity chancla..

April 16, 2018April 16, 2018 by marco

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Casual… corriendo las pruebas unitarias antes de hacer #GitPush

April 16, 2018April 16, 2018 by marco

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What my friends think programing is vs. what it actually is…

March 2, 2018 by marco

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Cuando le explicas a tu cuate los beneficios de tener tu servidor casero con Linux

March 19, 2018February 7, 2018 by marco

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– Hey Tim, we have all this batteries from china..

December 29, 2017December 29, 2017 by marco

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Hey Tim… we have all these batteries from china, and, we don’t have enough phones to put them in, what can we do?

– Hmmmm, let me think… I know.. release iOS 11, fuck up the batteries and sell the new ones as replacement for $29.

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Apple fanboys today

September 12, 2017 by marco

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Like every new Apple product announcements

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Ha sido una semana super pesada…

March 21, 2018September 5, 2017 by marco

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Casual, tomándole una foto al #Eclipse

March 9, 2018August 21, 2017 by marco

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Cuando saliste a chavorruquear ayer…

April 3, 2017 by marco

<img width="960" height="948" src="https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_1170.jpg" class="attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image jetpack-lazy-image" alt="" data-attachment-id="3926" data-permalink="https://islascruz.org/blog/2017/04/03/cuando-saliste-a-chavorruquear-ayer/img_1170/#main" data-orig-file="https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_1170.jpg" data-orig-size="960,948" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"1"}" data-image-title="img_1170" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_1170-300x296.jpg" data-large-file="https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_1170.jpg" data-lazy-srcset="https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_1170.jpg 960w, https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_1170-300x296.jpg 300w, https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_1170-768x758.jpg 768w, https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_1170-350x346.jpg 350w, https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_1170-460x454.jpg 460w, https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_1170-770x760.jpg 770w, https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_1170-695x686.jpg 695w, https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_1170-152x150.jpg 152w" data-lazy-sizes="(max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px" data-lazy-src="https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_1170.jpg?is-pending-load=1" srcset="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" />

Y aún así llegas al trabajo

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En caso de que nadie te lo haya dicho hoy …

March 18, 2018March 4, 2017 by marco

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Jajaja, jobs that most Americans wouldn’t do…

January 30, 2017 by marco

<img width="828" height="960" src="https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/16387876_1409637815795935_1832359828888147710_n.jpg" class="attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image jetpack-lazy-image" alt="" data-attachment-id="3612" data-permalink="https://islascruz.org/blog/2017/01/30/jajaja-jobs-that-most-americans-wouldnt-do/16387876_1409637815795935_1832359828888147710_n/#main" data-orig-file="https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/16387876_1409637815795935_1832359828888147710_n.jpg" data-orig-size="828,960" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0"}" data-image-title="16387876_1409637815795935_1832359828888147710_n" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/16387876_1409637815795935_1832359828888147710_n-259x300.jpg" data-large-file="https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/16387876_1409637815795935_1832359828888147710_n.jpg" data-lazy-srcset="https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/16387876_1409637815795935_1832359828888147710_n.jpg 828w, https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/16387876_1409637815795935_1832359828888147710_n-259x300.jpg 259w, https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/16387876_1409637815795935_1832359828888147710_n-768x890.jpg 768w, https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/16387876_1409637815795935_1832359828888147710_n-350x406.jpg 350w, https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/16387876_1409637815795935_1832359828888147710_n-460x533.jpg 460w, https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/16387876_1409637815795935_1832359828888147710_n-770x893.jpg 770w, https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/16387876_1409637815795935_1832359828888147710_n-695x806.jpg 695w, https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/16387876_1409637815795935_1832359828888147710_n-129x150.jpg 129w" data-lazy-sizes="(max-width: 828px) 100vw, 828px" data-lazy-src="https://islascruz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/16387876_1409637815795935_1832359828888147710_n.jpg?is-pending-load=1" srcset="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" />

I don’t lik that “jobs most Americans wouldn’t do”, because if I were a woman, immigrant I still won’t do it. but the point is that the United States of America (as any other country) need immigrants.

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Vim vs Emacs

January 24, 2017 by marco

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Jajaja, epic!

Software development satire

Source: Vim vs Emacs

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