– Hey Tim, we have all this batteries from china..

  • Hey Tim…  we have all these batteries from china, and,  we don’t have enough phones to put them in, what can we do?

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– Hmmmm, let me think… I know.. release iOS 11, fuck up the batteries and sell the new ones as replacement for $29.