Marco Islas.

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Jajaja, jobs that most Americans wouldn’t do…

In Funny, HumorTags America, immigrants, protestJanuary 30, 2017Leave a comment

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I don’t lik that “jobs most Americans wouldn’t do”, because if I were a woman, immigrant I still won’t do it. but the point is that the United States of America (as any other country) need immigrants.

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Mexican NASA

In Funny, Humor, VideoTags mexican, mexico, nasaJanuary 12, 2017Leave a comment

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Santa’s hangover

In Funny, HumorDecember 25, 2016Leave a comment

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Do you think that Santa deserves to be the only one working all night delivering toy to the kids? NO! He likes the party too.

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May the fucks not be given

In Funny, Humor, Share, VideoTags Darth Vader, Death Star, star warsDecember 21, 2016Leave a comment

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If I had a 22 cores CPU

In Funny, Humor, TechnologyAugust 17, 2016Leave a comment

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Well, just to open VIM, 21 unused cores ?

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You had one job only…

In Funny, PicturesJune 1, 2016Leave a comment

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#Ladrón que roba a ladrón.

In Funny, PersonalJanuary 27, 2016Leave a comment

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