{"id":4763,"date":"2017-12-29T00:21:07","date_gmt":"2017-12-29T00:21:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/?p=4763"},"modified":"2017-12-29T00:26:02","modified_gmt":"2017-12-29T00:26:02","slug":"hey-tim-we-have-all-this-batteries-from-china","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/2017\/12\/29\/hey-tim-we-have-all-this-batteries-from-china\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8211; Hey Tim, we have all this batteries from china.."},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Hey Tim\u2026 \u00a0we have all these batteries from china, and, \u00a0we don&#8217;t have enough phones to put them in, what can we do?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4767\" src=\"https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Screen-Shot-2017-12-28-at-6.18.27-PM-266x300.png\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2017-12-28 at 6.18.27 PM\" width=\"266\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Screen-Shot-2017-12-28-at-6.18.27-PM-266x300.png 266w, https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Screen-Shot-2017-12-28-at-6.18.27-PM-768x865.png 768w, https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Screen-Shot-2017-12-28-at-6.18.27-PM-453x510.png 453w, https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Screen-Shot-2017-12-28-at-6.18.27-PM-355x400.png 355w, https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Screen-Shot-2017-12-28-at-6.18.27-PM.png 838w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 266px) 100vw, 266px\" \/><br \/>\n&#8211; Hmmmm, let me think&#8230; I know.. release iOS 11, fuck up the batteries and sell the new ones as replacement for $29.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4770\" src=\"https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/tim-cook-1.png\" alt=\"tim-cook-1.png\" width=\"830\" height=\"415\" srcset=\"https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/tim-cook-1.png 830w, https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/tim-cook-1-300x150.png 300w, https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/tim-cook-1-768x384.png 768w, https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/tim-cook-1-825x413.png 825w, https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/tim-cook-1-800x400.png 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 830px) 100vw, 830px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"pvc_clear\"><\/div>\n<p id=\"pvc_stats_4763\" class=\"pvc_stats all  \" data-element-id=\"4763\" style=\"\"><i class=\"pvc-stats-icon medium\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" focusable=\"false\" data-prefix=\"far\" data-icon=\"chart-bar\" role=\"img\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" viewBox=\"0 0 512 512\" class=\"svg-inline--fa fa-chart-bar fa-w-16 fa-2x\"><path fill=\"currentColor\" d=\"M396.8 352h22.4c6.4 0 12.8-6.4 12.8-12.8V108.8c0-6.4-6.4-12.8-12.8-12.8h-22.4c-6.4 0-12.8 6.4-12.8 12.8v230.4c0 6.4 6.4 12.8 12.8 12.8zm-192 0h22.4c6.4 0 12.8-6.4 12.8-12.8V140.8c0-6.4-6.4-12.8-12.8-12.8h-22.4c-6.4 0-12.8 6.4-12.8 12.8v198.4c0 6.4 6.4 12.8 12.8 12.8zm96 0h22.4c6.4 0 12.8-6.4 12.8-12.8V204.8c0-6.4-6.4-12.8-12.8-12.8h-22.4c-6.4 0-12.8 6.4-12.8 12.8v134.4c0 6.4 6.4 12.8 12.8 12.8zM496 400H48V80c0-8.84-7.16-16-16-16H16C7.16 64 0 71.16 0 80v336c0 17.67 14.33 32 32 32h464c8.84 0 16-7.16 16-16v-16c0-8.84-7.16-16-16-16zm-387.2-48h22.4c6.4 0 12.8-6.4 12.8-12.8v-70.4c0-6.4-6.4-12.8-12.8-12.8h-22.4c-6.4 0-12.8 6.4-12.8 12.8v70.4c0 6.4 6.4 12.8 12.8 12.8z\" class=\"\"><\/path><\/svg><\/i> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Loading\" src=\"https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/page-views-count\/ajax-loader-2x.gif\" border=0 \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"pvc_clear\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey Tim\u2026 \u00a0we have all these batteries from china, and, \u00a0we don&#8217;t have enough phones to put them in, what can we do? 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