{"id":3031,"date":"2016-11-24T14:01:08","date_gmt":"2016-11-24T20:01:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/?p=3031"},"modified":"2019-12-18T15:42:30","modified_gmt":"2019-12-18T21:42:30","slug":"no-it-wont","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/2016\/11\/24\/no-it-wont\/","title":{"rendered":"No, it won&#8217;t"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"805\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_5526-805x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5997\" srcset=\"https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_5526-805x1024.jpg 805w, https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_5526-236x300.jpg 236w, https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_5526-768x977.jpg 768w, https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_5526-401x510.jpg 401w, https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_5526-314x400.jpg 314w, https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_5526.jpg 1100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 805px) 100vw, 805px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Me preguntaba, \u00bfC\u00f3mo es que este cintur\u00f3n me mantendr\u00eda con vida si el avi\u00f3n cayera?.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; No lo har\u00e1, su funci\u00f3n es, con suerte, atar tu cad\u00e1ver desfigurado a tu asiento para facilitar tu identificaci\u00f3n en el caso de una colisi\u00f3n.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Ok, entendido<\/p>\n<div class=\"pvc_clear\"><\/div><p id=\"pvc_stats_3031\" class=\"pvc_stats all  \" data-element-id=\"3031\" style=\"\"><i class=\"pvc-stats-icon medium\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" focusable=\"false\" data-prefix=\"far\" data-icon=\"chart-bar\" role=\"img\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" viewBox=\"0 0 512 512\" class=\"svg-inline--fa fa-chart-bar fa-w-16 fa-2x\"><path fill=\"currentColor\" d=\"M396.8 352h22.4c6.4 0 12.8-6.4 12.8-12.8V108.8c0-6.4-6.4-12.8-12.8-12.8h-22.4c-6.4 0-12.8 6.4-12.8 12.8v230.4c0 6.4 6.4 12.8 12.8 12.8zm-192 0h22.4c6.4 0 12.8-6.4 12.8-12.8V140.8c0-6.4-6.4-12.8-12.8-12.8h-22.4c-6.4 0-12.8 6.4-12.8 12.8v198.4c0 6.4 6.4 12.8 12.8 12.8zm96 0h22.4c6.4 0 12.8-6.4 12.8-12.8V204.8c0-6.4-6.4-12.8-12.8-12.8h-22.4c-6.4 0-12.8 6.4-12.8 12.8v134.4c0 6.4 6.4 12.8 12.8 12.8zM496 400H48V80c0-8.84-7.16-16-16-16H16C7.16 64 0 71.16 0 80v336c0 17.67 14.33 32 32 32h464c8.84 0 16-7.16 16-16v-16c0-8.84-7.16-16-16-16zm-387.2-48h22.4c6.4 0 12.8-6.4 12.8-12.8v-70.4c0-6.4-6.4-12.8-12.8-12.8h-22.4c-6.4 0-12.8 6.4-12.8 12.8v70.4c0 6.4 6.4 12.8 12.8 12.8z\" class=\"\"><\/path><\/svg><\/i> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Loading\" src=\"https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/page-views-count\/ajax-loader-2x.gif\" border=0 \/><\/p><div class=\"pvc_clear\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Me preguntaba, \u00bfC\u00f3mo es que este cintur\u00f3n me mantendr\u00eda con vida si el avi\u00f3n cayera?. &#8211; No lo har\u00e1, su funci\u00f3n es, con suerte, atar tu cad\u00e1ver desfigurado a tu asiento para facilitar tu identificaci\u00f3n en el caso de una colisi\u00f3n. &#8211; Ok, entendido<\/p>\n<div class=\"pvc_clear\"><\/div>\n<p id=\"pvc_stats_3031\" class=\"pvc_stats all  \" data-element-id=\"3031\" style=\"\"><i class=\"pvc-stats-icon medium\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" focusable=\"false\" data-prefix=\"far\" data-icon=\"chart-bar\" role=\"img\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" viewBox=\"0 0 512 512\" class=\"svg-inline--fa fa-chart-bar fa-w-16 fa-2x\"><path fill=\"currentColor\" d=\"M396.8 352h22.4c6.4 0 12.8-6.4 12.8-12.8V108.8c0-6.4-6.4-12.8-12.8-12.8h-22.4c-6.4 0-12.8 6.4-12.8 12.8v230.4c0 6.4 6.4 12.8 12.8 12.8zm-192 0h22.4c6.4 0 12.8-6.4 12.8-12.8V140.8c0-6.4-6.4-12.8-12.8-12.8h-22.4c-6.4 0-12.8 6.4-12.8 12.8v198.4c0 6.4 6.4 12.8 12.8 12.8zm96 0h22.4c6.4 0 12.8-6.4 12.8-12.8V204.8c0-6.4-6.4-12.8-12.8-12.8h-22.4c-6.4 0-12.8 6.4-12.8 12.8v134.4c0 6.4 6.4 12.8 12.8 12.8zM496 400H48V80c0-8.84-7.16-16-16-16H16C7.16 64 0 71.16 0 80v336c0 17.67 14.33 32 32 32h464c8.84 0 16-7.16 16-16v-16c0-8.84-7.16-16-16-16zm-387.2-48h22.4c6.4 0 12.8-6.4 12.8-12.8v-70.4c0-6.4-6.4-12.8-12.8-12.8h-22.4c-6.4 0-12.8 6.4-12.8 12.8v70.4c0 6.4 6.4 12.8 12.8 12.8z\" class=\"\"><\/path><\/svg><\/i> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Loading\" src=\"https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/page-views-count\/ajax-loader-2x.gif\" border=0 \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"pvc_clear\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5997,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[76],"tags":[1091,1088,1090,59,426],"class_list":["post-3031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","tag-accidente","tag-avion","tag-caida","tag-humor","tag-seguridad"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3031"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3031\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5999,"href":"https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3031\/revisions\/5999"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/islascruz.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}